My name's Presh an I'm the Prezzadint uv all Critter Affairz at the Vir-Chew-All Chow Faktree. We hope yew rilly injoy yer vizit. Reed on to lern how this evur evolving werld began...

It's hard tew baleeve that it wuz onlee May 1994, (on the CompuServe Pets Forums message bordz), wen my pal Boey, a bootifool long-hayred bloo kitty, had an idea...He said "Hey gang, know what? I'm tryin ta get a buss for alla us to take onna most wunnerful trip! Me an Oliver decided we cud take all our friends ona big huge buss to all the great cat fud faktreez and get job innerviews for CHOW-TESTERS! Wanna Come?"

Well heer we arr with are verrie own Chow Faktree! All critters are welkumm tew join us ('cept hoomans, akorse) (BigKittyGrin) cuz all Critterz are pallz in owr werld. (now open to the publik, jest go to Critter Chat and joyn us! Post a message in the Critter Chat section of the message bord and yew will be greetid with open pawz!) At the Chow Faktree we gots the very bestest stuff fer evry kinda critter and a speshul wing fer eech speesheeze with zaktly whut they need to be happy! (My purrsonnal favrite place iz the catnip feeldz!)

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